November 16, 2008

Paradise is only found when you deeply understand the meaning of breathing, loving, and dying.
There's a reason why things are the way the are.
You cannot see stars during daytime because they don't look beautiful, you can't even notice them!
You can't go out when it rains, what for? It's not like there will be a parade.
The best time to wake up is at 6 or 7 am, because you get to experience the sunset.
The worst time to see a show is when you arrive late.
Best place to put your bed? Near the window, so you can see the beauty of this world.
The right time to kiss the girl you are dating? When your heart tells you to.
When the wind is strong you'll feel like it's raping your body, touching your breast and legs, you'll feel it.
If you get horny, watch a movie, go to your lover, rent one, or masturbate.
When you feel like scratching your back use a water bottle, if you protect the environment then use a tree.
if you enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages you should learn to bartender.
If you like online games the best advice i can give you is to NEVER ignore your girlfriend *ehem*.
If you enjoy reading you've probably have read at least 1 harry potter book, or maybe not!
There are many strong reasons why humans behave the way they do.
Some people believe it's because of their parents, some say is because of their education, some others say it's their personality.
But if you think about it most of us act the way any other animal would.
We cough, they cough, we blink, they blink, we fart and they fart.
We are so alike and yet so different than them.
You know what's the best thing of it all?
You get to sit on your bed, contemplate the beautiful sunlight, watch the leafs fly around, listen to some Moby, and write about something completely pointless.
That's who we are, that's what we do.
We end our lives with stupid propositions and instantly change our thoughts.
We end our sentences just like everybody else does.<---- with a point.
We use intelligent grammar so others know we are smart.<--- like that makes any difference.
We rather not use fucking disgusting words like these i'm fucking saying because it make us sound like motherfucking bitches and unprofessional motherfuckers.
Even the president says "Crap" or "fuck" all the time.<---- when he's having sex.
So, it's alright to say bad words when you have sex? But it's wrong to say them when you have an intelligent conversation.
Fuck You.
I have some to say.... Women who never say bad words then one day out of nowhere they say "Fuck you" it sounds very erotic and sexy.
Mucinex is disgusting.