Writing out my own Revolution

So what if walls can't talk back to you?

You can punch them until you hear a reply.

So what if you aren't a good looking person?

That's what makeup is for.

So what if you cry in front of all your friends?

They'll make fun of you forever, but they are being jealous for not having balls.

So what if you aren't a texter?

Cellphones were made for talking in the first place.

So what if you don't wear matching socks?

Many socks don't even match anyways.

So what if you like to masturbate?

Even gods masturbated.

What if I told you that you are living a lie.

What if I told you that you could get a B.S in prostitution?

What if I said that the only way to live life is to run 25 miles?

What if I said that the world will annihilate us in 11 hours?

I want to see a gay president.

I want women to be equally powerful as men.

I want all the zoos and pet stores to be closed down.

I want my own revolution so that I can get shot by the government in less than 26 hours.